Dear future...
to slow moving,
probably stopped to get a chili dog,
paying more attention to a sports game,
has his head stuck in a book,
forgot to set his alarm,
dating the WRONG person,
hopefully NOT stuck on a farm,
better not be chasing a blonde,
Needs to be thinking of Tennessee,
looking for love in all the WRONG places,
heard I fell in love with Edward first,
starting to get lame,
probably stuck in a toilet,
better not have went to Europe without me,
has a terrible sense in direction,
too stubborn to pray for the right direction….HUBBY.
Today is St. Patrick’s Day. Just thought I’d drop you a note an let you know that A} this is the day were getting married on and B} I have it all decided and C} YOUR LATE!
If any of these above excuses apply to the matter of your tardy-ness…Consider this your first,
“I may still love you BUT I don’t have to like you” Tierra walk away moments.
That is all.
Yours Truly, Tierra.
PS. I am NOT wishing you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I AM however wishing all my family, friends and bloggy loveys a Luck of the Irish, St. Patrick’s Day blessing.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
12 Lovely FeedBack:
Fun-Ny!! Where are all those tardy future hubbies?? I love your letters to them!! It makes me smile.
Happy St. Patty's day to ya!
How do you feel about green bread? I thought I'd shake things up a bit today and make green bread and green cauliflower casserole for dinner. Ella-marie is very excited, and yet scared too...
Where do you come up with this stuff? HILARIOUS!!!!
Someday you will definately have to let your hubby read these.
Happy St. P (I'll be wearing orange!)
Cherie
Hilarious! I used to feel the same way about my future hubby going to Europe, but when I found out my current boyf had been (before we'd even met), I made him take me. :D I suggest you do the same!
Happy St. Patty's Day! :-)
Miss Tierra,
I must ask.... what do you have against farms? Did you forget that I am a small town farm girl and I know some pretty great single cute guys that happen to be "stuck on a farm"?
Happy St. Paddys day! ♥ Monica
Good gravey girl, come to Utah and let us set you up with a few good men!! I love your letters to future man, they are hilarious!! You are so funny! Tierra, ask Ann for my cell phone number and you can call me anytime on that number!! -Suzanne
That was such an amazing post! I loveeee it! So funny and cute!
Funny girl!
So are your bridesmaids going to be in green or wearing green somewhere? LOL!
I love that you want to get married on that day! If you do I may be in Tennessee for my b-day! :)
Thanks for your e-mail.
Love you! XO ~ Ann
Oh Tierra, you are so cute and clever! This was great! :)
So how funny is it that I almost called you last night at 1:30 because I was driving down the interstate and was like I want to talk to Tierra but then I looked at the clock and was like nope it's 1:30 I better not call. I would love to come down there today, we can go to the mall and order your dvd since Daddy was being a jerk and I never got there Monday. Call me when you wake up and tell me if you have to work or not so I can know what time to come down there!
Tance is not a word either . . .
I agree with Suzanne-you need to come to Utah. I'm sure between the 3 (Ann, Suzanne, and I) we can find someone for you.
Seriously though, you are one heck of a funny writer. I love reading your posts. They always put a smile on my face!
You tell him Tierra. You are so funny. I guess I will be in Tennesee on that day too with Ann.
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