1. My house is a wreck! Do I care? Heck no...I have a great book instead!
2. I bought my first "little black dress" this weekend...as the french say..."Ohh la la"
3. Walked in on a 80 yr. old naked man tonight at work {hospital} now I'm SCARRED FOR LIFE
4. The love of my life could possibly be the so called Jerk that I never could get over.
5. Tonight, I ordered pizza just-for-me! LIBERATING
6. Why on earth do we have to keep shaving are darn legs EVERY single DAY? Oh yeah So I can find a husband right? What-eva!
7. Cleaning is HIGHLY overrated...okay maybe not but I JUST DONT WANT TO!
8. Hey You! Sexy hospital therapist I see EVERY DAY and we talk every day. Are you single?
9. That so called love - of- my-life- jerk...yeah well...WHY do WE girls ALWAYS obsess over the guy that makes you want to pull your hair out?
Being inside my brain...well now THAT is an interesting place. Chow.